8 Silly Things Men Do During Se x That Leads To Pregnancy

It's hard to believe that so many of us came
about by accidental discharge, following the way
we behave these days.Even amongst married
folks who are licensed to have S ex, we hear
horror stories of unplanned pregnancies. No
wonder abortion clinics are popping out just
about everywhere. People seem not to care
about safe Se x or understand the simple
meaning of contraception.
Well, I’m not here to educate you on that. You
can check your local community health care
center for proper information. My job here is to
let you in on what happens when someone
comes and tells you that they got accidentally
pregnant.
I will not blame the female folk today until next
time. Guys are going to get the heat for this
one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S ex
and produce an offspring.
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’
Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has
enough sperm from your last wank session to
father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-between
sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell
me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your
pull out encounters. You and I know that the
sweetest part is when you offload all your goods
in the right warehouse. So stop applauding
yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little
reminder, someone in the bible days died
because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle
Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been
lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that
she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in
without protection. This same babe will come
back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t
work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense
a woman says before Se x. Always have
yourself locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My
Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even
the teeth involved during Se x but please, use
your fingers to tear open the condom package.
Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom,
stupid. The only hole you should be poking
should be… never mind. The wise ones
understand what I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During
Se x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start
having Se x then halfway, for whatever reason,
you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’
and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-
cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those
of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing
my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway,
please go for quality stuff next time or learn
how to wear on a condom correctly or just get
married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had Se x During Her Period’
First of all…eww! Second, don’t deceive
yourself. Women have and can get pregnant
during their periods. Some medical practitioners
will not agree to this but others will. It has been
found that some women ovulate when they are
menstruating, so next time while dipping into
the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you
go releasing your little swimmers with no
protection, one of them is bound to swim
upstream and catch something you’re not
prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother, I know it’s a quality brand
product and probably cost you a few hundred
naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just
maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but
it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet
until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it
when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the
condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped
exactly like a condom, please desist from
tightening things in there. You have to leave
that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom
will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’
science but erm…
8. ‘We Had S ex While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me
understand the logic. You did it while standing
and all of the semen spilled to the floor and
none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics,
following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But
not in biology, which may have a law
somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’.
You should know that the virginal is one place
that may not have a door but has a way of
keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during S ex.
Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom